PinnedAudrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyExcerpts from The Erotic Thriller I Wrote Despite My Overwhelming Discomfort with Sex ScenesI invite you to fill in the blanks.Sep 25, 20203Sep 25, 20203
Audrey BurgesinSlackjawOur Family’s Swimsuits Were Designed By World-Famous Architect Frank Gehry, And Innovation Is Worth…Kids, we haven’t planned a getaway in ages, and I think we deserve an escape — it’s time to squish our toes into soft sand, breathe in the…May 10, 20213May 10, 20213
Audrey BurgesinGreener Pastures MagazineA Beginner’s Guide to Power WashersYou never know what you may find.Apr 20, 20211Apr 20, 20211
Audrey BurgesinFrazzledThings You’re Still Shouting At Your Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shouting At Your Children Who Are…“Can you hear me?”Apr 14, 2021Apr 14, 2021
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyAn Oral History of Saint Patrick by the Snakes He Banished From IrelandThe real story behind one saint’s anti-herpetological agendaMar 17, 20215Mar 17, 20215
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyI Shall Not Run, Gingerbread Man, and I Have Absolutely No Interest in Catching YouMy children can explain my anti-chasing platform.Dec 10, 2020Dec 10, 2020
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyRemarks by an Archaeologist Excavating Ruins, or by Your Dad While Clearing Out the Fridge for…It’s really cramped in here.Nov 24, 20202Nov 24, 20202
Audrey BurgesinSlackjawPilot Transcript For HGTV’s “Playhouse Hunters”Three property choices for a forced playdate.Nov 6, 2020Nov 6, 2020
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyAs This Neighborhood’s Oldest Rubber Yard Zombie, I Call for an End to Our Severed Arms RaceWe lurch toward Halloween amidst gaping societal wounds.Oct 20, 2020Oct 20, 2020
Audrey BurgesinFrazzledGames My Children Have Invented While We’re Trying to Avoid the HospitalHot Dog Snake!Oct 1, 2020Oct 1, 2020