PinnedAudrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyExcerpts from The Erotic Thriller I Wrote Despite My Overwhelming Discomfort with Sex ScenesI invite you to fill in the blanks.·3 min read·Sep 25, 2020--3--3
Audrey BurgesinSlackjawOur Family’s Swimsuits Were Designed By World-Famous Architect Frank Gehry, And Innovation Is Worth…Kids, we haven’t planned a getaway in ages, and I think we deserve an escape — it’s time to squish our toes into soft sand, breathe in the…·3 min read·May 10, 2021--3--3
Audrey BurgesinGreener Pastures MagazineA Beginner’s Guide to Power WashersYou never know what you may find.·3 min read·Apr 20, 2021--1--1
Audrey BurgesinFrazzledThings You’re Still Shouting At Your Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shouting At Your Children Who Are…“Can you hear me?”·3 min read·Apr 14, 2021----
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyAn Oral History of Saint Patrick by the Snakes He Banished From IrelandThe real story behind one saint’s anti-herpetological agenda·4 min read·Mar 17, 2021--5--5
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyI Shall Not Run, Gingerbread Man, and I Have Absolutely No Interest in Catching YouMy children can explain my anti-chasing platform.·4 min read·Dec 10, 2020----
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyRemarks by an Archaeologist Excavating Ruins, or by Your Dad While Clearing Out the Fridge for…It’s really cramped in here.·2 min read·Nov 24, 2020--2--2
Audrey BurgesinSlackjawPilot Transcript For HGTV’s “Playhouse Hunters”Three property choices for a forced playdate.·4 min read·Nov 6, 2020----
Audrey BurgesinThe Belladonna ComedyAs This Neighborhood’s Oldest Rubber Yard Zombie, I Call for an End to Our Severed Arms RaceWe lurch toward Halloween amidst gaping societal wounds.·3 min read·Oct 20, 2020----
Audrey BurgesinFrazzledGames My Children Have Invented While We’re Trying to Avoid the HospitalHot Dog Snake!·2 min read·Oct 1, 2020----