Games My Children Have Invented While We’re Trying to Avoid the Hospital
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2 min readOct 1, 2020
Hot Dog Snake
Open your mouth as wide as it will go. Pick up your hot dog while loudly chanting snakes got no teeth, snakes got no teeth. Use your fingers to shove pre-sliced hot dog segments directly toward your trachea.
You must turn your face blue before another snake tries to steal your hot dog.*
