The Shark Also Rises

A tribute for Ernest Hemingway’s birthday AND the 31st edition of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week

It’s the terrifyingly hand-drawn shark fins you really have to watch out for.

“You are all a lost generation. When I was your age, I already owned a house. I didn’t even know what an avocado was.” - Aunt Gertrude, on Facebook

“One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; but Shark Week abideth forever… The Nielsen ratings also ariseth, and the ratings goeth down…but



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Audrey Burges

Author, THE MINISCULE MANSION OF MYRA MALONE (Berkley 2023); work in McSweeney’s, Belladonna, Slackjaw, & elsewhere. Twitter: @audrey_burges;