The Shark Also Rises

A tribute for Ernest Hemingway’s birthday AND the 31st edition of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week

It’s the terrifyingly hand-drawn shark fins you really have to watch out for.

“You are all a lost generation. When I was your age, I already owned a house. I didn’t even know what an avocado was.” - Aunt Gertrude, on Facebook

“One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; but Shark Week abideth forever… The Nielsen ratings also ariseth, and the ratings goeth down…but…