Top Picks from the Commission for Toddler Demands

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The Commission for Toddler Demands (CTD) comprises a diverse membership of toddlers, most of whom are, at any given moment, screaming at nearby grown-ups to relinquish unfairly confiscated objects.

Periodically, the CTD compiles its members’ most pressing demands into a “Top…